Well, the interview was a bust. They implied I wasn't really qualified for any position they have, but they have a 4 week (free, you should be grateful, rat!) course, which can get me an underpaid apprenticeship. And that can get me a "real" job, in as little as a month (but more probably 6). I'm going to apply, actually. Mostly since it doesn't start for another month, and if I won't have prospects by them, I probably should lower my expectations in life and join (plus a free course is a free course- this rat is always eager for its rat trap)

P.S. Suburgatory seems pretty good, only seen a couple of episodes though, so the jury is still technically out.